Calvert vs. Holm
Brett McVicker is a writer for Country Fried Home Videos and Country Fried Planet.
Last season on Country Fried Home Videos, we got a video from a female boxer named Holly Holm. She holds a bunch of titles, and she's about as intimidating as any woman I've ever seen. I ain't afraid to admit it: if she took a swing at me I'd duck, cover, and cry like a little girl. So we got to discussing what percentage of American males she could beat up. Thirty? Fifty? Seventy-five? Listen, this girl is carved out of wood. She sure looks like she packs a mean punch. Here's the video from our show to show you what I mean:
Well, one of our writers, Calvert, wasn't as impressed as the rest of us. He thought he could last three rounds with her, no problem. We say bull. Let's do a quick tale of the tape:
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Stats |
Holm | Calvert |
| Height | 5’8” | 6’1” |
| Weight | 140 | 155 |
| Boxing Experience | World Title Holder | Grew up with an older brother |
| Record | 19-1-2 (5 KO’s) | 0-0, (0 KO’s) |
| Diet | Protein shakes, vitamin supplements, health food | Fried chicken & Dr. Pepper |
| Workout Routine | Twice daily six days a week | Hasn’t seen the inside of a gym since Hee Haw was still on the air |
| Hobbies | Boxing, working out | Smoking cigarettes, sitting on couch |
I'd like to hear some comments on this. How long would Calvert last? One Round? Ten? Should we have a doctor on hand to watch the fight? And how many guys out there think they could take Holly?
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