Shows Blog: 2008 March

Fun Foreign Facts

Posted: March 26th, 2008 at 1:44 pm  |  By: Brett McVicker  

Country Fried Planet 

Brett McVicker is a writer for Country Fried Home Videos and Country Fried Planet.

Since we started our new show, Country Fried Planet, I've had to do plenty of studying. We pride ourselves in getting the facts right, so we painstakingly check every single piece of information about other countries before we put it on the air. Here are just a few of the things I've picked up:

• The Czech Republic has a class division - those who grow corn and those who grow wheat. They're called Wheat Czechs and Corn Czechs.
• The richest man in Brazil is a Brazillionaire.
• They don't have gravity in Australia. That's why Australians can live upside down.
• Surprisingly, they rarely drive four door cars in Sudan.
• Scotch tapes aren't any stickier than the videos we get from other countries.
• Uruguay is not just an insult.
• Taiwan and Thailand are two different names for the same island nation. The people there are called Cambodians.
• Bora Bora is actually quite exciting.
• In Saudi Arabia, they have mandatory public service. It's called Saudi-Duty Time.
• When in Rome, you should always do as the Romanians do.

And check this video out. Did you know other countries have history, too?

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Categories: Commentary

Calvert vs. Holm

Posted: March 21st, 2008 at 10:13 am  |  By: Brett McVicker  

Brett McVicker is a writer for Country Fried Home Videos and Country Fried Planet.

Last season on Country Fried Home Videos, we got a video from a female boxer named Holly Holm. She holds a bunch of titles, and she's about as intimidating as any woman I've ever seen. I ain't afraid to admit it: if she took a swing at me I'd duck, cover, and cry like a little girl. So we got to discussing what percentage of American males she could beat up. Thirty? Fifty? Seventy-five? Listen, this girl is carved out of wood. She sure looks like she packs a mean punch. Here's the video from our show to show you what I mean:

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Well, one of our writers, Calvert, wasn't as impressed as the rest of us. He thought he could last three rounds with her, no problem. We say bull. Let's do a quick tale of the tape:  

Stats

Holm Calvert
Height 5’8” 6’1”
Weight 140 155
Boxing Experience World Title Holder Grew up with an older brother
Record 19-1-2 (5 KO’s) 0-0, (0 KO’s)
Diet Protein shakes, vitamin supplements, health food Fried chicken & Dr. Pepper
Workout Routine Twice daily six days a week Hasn’t seen the inside of a gym since Hee Haw was still on the air
Hobbies Boxing, working out Smoking cigarettes, sitting on couch

I'd like to hear some comments on this. How long would Calvert last? One Round? Ten? Should we have a doctor on hand to watch the fight? And how many guys out there think they could take Holly?
 

Categories: Commentary

A Country Fried Checklist

Posted: March 18th, 2008 at 10:34 am  |  By: Brett McVicker  

Country Fried Home Videos 

Brett McVicker is a writer for Country Fried Home Videos and Country Fried Planet.

A lot of people ask me how a video gets to be a Here's Your Sign winner. You might think that we watch all the videos people send us, pick the best ones, put them into a show, and pick our favorite one to win the sign. Maybe you even think that we write all the videos down on little color coded note cards, put them up on a cork board, and have enthusiastic discussions with Bill Engvall about which one is the best and why. Nothing could be further from the truth.

Actually, we use a form. Here at the Country Fried Offices, we love bureaucracy. So I thought I'd share our super secret document with you:

Does anyone in the video have a mullet?
Yes ____
No ____

How many people in the video are holding a beer?
A few.
A bunch.
Including Grandma and the baby?
Everyone.

How much of the equipment used in the videos is home rigged?
Some.
Most.
I stole it from my neighbor. Does that count?

Also indicate if any duct tape is visible on said equipment. _______

What level of pain does the person featured in the video experience?
A little scrape.
Bumps and bruises.
Annoying screams.
Yep, that's definitely broken.

Does anyone yell, "Watch this!" before attempting something unwise?
Yes.
No.
He's slurring his words, but that could be it.

How may farm animals, dangerous critters or other animals (e.g. bulls and mud-covered hunting dogs) are involved in the video?
A mess.
A heap.
A buttload.
I can't count that high.

How many teeth are people missing at the beginning of the video?
None you can see.
A few of 'em.
Most of 'em.

At the end of the video?
The same as at the beginning.
More than at the beginning.

Please estimate the total amount of property damage done: ___________

Then we tally up the total and make the decision. Simple as that.

Categories: Commentary

Gone Country: Why I Picked Julio as the Winner

Posted: March 10th, 2008 at 4:39 pm  |  By: John Rich  

John Rich Radio Interview

What an incredible predicament I found myself in on the finale of Gone Country. I gotta tell you, I was actually secretly hoping that the episode where I heard the original songs for the first time that I would be able to start crossing people off the list. I liked everybody's personality and everybody was bringing something great to the table, but I was hoping that a few of them would write songs that weren't very good, and I could just cross them off the list based on the lack of greatness of the song. But then everybody wrote a viable song, in my opinion. Literally everybody. And if you know me, you know I'm a real hardcore guy when it comes to integrity of songwriting. I mean, I've made my career on songwriting, but I wasn't able to cross anybody off the list at that point, which was a little concerning to me because then I knew it was all going to boil down to the performances.

So on the finale, as I'm watching everybody perform, once again it was not extremely clear who was in the lead up until I saw Julio [Iglesias Jr.] perform. You can actually see my reaction on TV where my eyes kinda got wide and I went, "Wow." There was a palpable magnetism between Julio and that audience, and not just the women -- men and women. The whole entire place moved about three feet closer to the stage when he hit that chorus. It was the X-factor that I talked about in the final episode. I kinda laid out the criteria of what it was going to take for somebody to get that final little edge and the final little edge to me was the X-factor -- the X-factor being that thing that you can't put your finger on, but you witnessed it, you felt it, and it was real. And gotta tell you, Julio had that.

Diana DeGarmo's vocals were so incredible. Had it just been based on vocal performance, Diana would have won it hands down. She had a strong response from the audience, but it was not, in my opinion, as strong as the one Julio had. So that was one real major factor in me picking Julio. And, to be quite honest with you, the other real major factor was, I think, that Julio Iglesias Jr. brings an element to country music that does not exist -- and that being the Spanish-English element. I remember growing up in Texas and hearing Johnny Rodriguez on my radio station, and about half my friends were Spanish kids -- Mexican kids -- and their first language was Spanish. They were all my buddies. I remember Johnny Rodriguez turning them on to country music. They liked it, but it wasn't something they completely related to until they saw Johnny Rodriguez.

Well, I think, it's been 30 years since that, and I think it's time we pay attention to that audience again. I see Spanish-speaking people coming to Big & Rich shows by the hundreds and thousands, depending on the part of the country that we're in, and right now, there's nobody in our format speaking to that audience. So that was another major factor for me that I didn't think anybody else on the cast brought to the table, obviously. He is a true international artist. Anybody that knows me knows I love country music so much, I want to see it become the most popular format of music in the world. I want it to be the biggest thing in the world, and one thing we have to do to do that is to embrace artists that can help us take it around the world and that can educate the world about how great our music is. Julio is such a class act and always carries himself with integrity. Those are the factors that weighed in to me to pick him as the winner of Gone Country.

Categories: Commentary

Kelli and Ron's Redneck Wedding Blog

Posted: March 3rd, 2008 at 11:35 am  |  By: Kim Sorensen  

Kelli and Ron

Kelli and Ron share their thoughts about their wedding day from My Big Redneck Wedding.

Kelli

My thoughts on my demo derby redneck wedding:

What can I say? It snowed, it rained, it was even 70 degrees out at times. Three weeks to get everything together. It was the best three weeks of my life. Getting to marry someone you love in a way that only two people who love each other, and love demo derbys could do. It will always be to remember for us and our friends. I had a lot of fun with planning the decorations for the wedding. It wasn't just your ordinary décor.

We had mud, we had snow, we had fun and brought our two loves together on the same day to share with the whole world and had a heck of a lot of fun doing it.

Better ½,

Kelli Sarsfield

Ron

After the cameras are gone and the show is over, I will still be with the woman that I love, and the days get longer with the snow and towing in the western Pennsylvania -- a small town of Hunter.

Having a wedding in three weeks is not an easy task let alone trying to work 24/7 on call. Building the cars and finding a caterer that won't rip you off. I almost cut off my finger off one night working in the late hours but managed to get-r-done and make my wife happy and also myself. It is something I will never forget and will always have as the best wedding that ever took place in western Pennsylvania and probably the tri-state area.

So, get your ideas together and do it your way. Have fun with your big redneck wedding, but make sure it's the one you love and don't forget to check for ticks first, and don't forget the mud and motors.

½ Junk,

Ron Sarsfield

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